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Funny how on the one hand, conservatives are so fond of accusing liberals of being soft on crime, and yet on the other hand it's the Republican presidential candidate who promised to attempt to derail the anti-trust case against Microsoft if he's elected. What does this tell you?

Funny how on the one hand, conservatives are always complaining about big intrusive government, and yet they're the ones who are trying to get religion into the school systems via prayer and biblical quotations.

Funny how one the one hand, conservatives are always complaining about government's intrusions into our private lives, and yet it was a republican judge who upheld Alabama's law against sex toys - a law signed by a republican governor in the first place.

I was gonna rant away about what the government should and shouldn't be doing, and why Democrats and Republicans alike need to have some sense slapped into them... but then I stumbled across a page that already made most of the same points quite well. It leans a little more toward 'big government' than I'd really like but until I get around to writing more myself, this will do quite well: